I Don'r know WHY...??



If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then WHY are WHALES fat?



WHY that is everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to die?



Is there racial discrimination in CHESS as WHITE piece is moved first?



If we have freedom of SPEECH, then WHY do we get telephone bills?




If MONEY doesn’t grow on tress then WHY do BANKS have branches?



WHY does a round PIZZA come in a SQUARE box?



WHY doesn’t GLUE stick to its bottle?



WHY do you call it a BUILDING when it’s already BUILT?



If it is true that WE are here to help others, then what OTHERS are here for?



If you aren’t supposed to DRINK AND DRIVE, then WHY do BARS have parking lots?

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